Novelettes fall between short stories and novellas in size. These ranged from 30 to 50 pages. You get a little more world building than the short stories which have to get to the point more quickly. Unlike the Short Stories, this category wasn’t as tight. There was one standout, ironically from an author I haven’t enjoyed yet. The novelettes listed below have a brief plot summary with my reaction and are ordered by how I rank them.
“When He Calls Your Name” by Catherynne M. Valente – 5 stars – A woman verbally spars with a vampire named Jolene 😊 who wants to take her husband. Jolene has been feeding on him for a while and the wife hasn’t known what to do, until now. Valente credits Dolly Parton. Yes, there are lines from the song in the story, but it works sooooo well. And there are two twists. I have to share a great line: Jolene tells the wife, “I am sorry [for feeding on her husband]. It wasn’t personal. It’s only nature. Wolves hunt.” The wife replies, “And people shoot wolves from fucking helicopters, lady.”
“Kaiju Agonistes” by Scott Lynch – 4 stars – Nixon still loses in this alternate history story. Earth must battle a strange monster from the sea. Planted by the galaxy-faring seed planters, the kaiju’s mission is to wreak destruction until the planet’s indigenous sentient beings refrain from using weapons of mass destruction. The humans can’t figure that out, so the kaiju speaks directly to them, and gets a PR rep. This book pokes fun at late-stage capitalism, fascist regimes, the Cold War, and Nixon, who could really represent any oppressive, dictatorial leader.
“The Millay Illusion” by Sarah Pinsker – 4 stars - A girl in a magic troupe pretends to be a boy because audiences and critics don’t think women should be magicians. Lottie falls for a new member of the troupe, Susanna, whose obsession with breaking into magic’s big time being herself rubs off a bit on her. Susanna plays a ditsy female doing amazing magic, but gets no respect from the owner, Uncle Albert. She goes off on her own, leaving Lottie who always remains on the lookout for her. This is a good thinker story. It keeps fresh what women had to do to break into a man’s world.
“Never Eaten Vegetables” by H.H. Pak - 4 stars – A colony ship carries ten thousand people to settle and begin trade on a distant moon. Under the eye of the ship’s AI, 95% of them die, leaving 500 to settle, people, and produce goods on the moon. Because of this horrible accident, the AI, named NEV, as in Never Eaten Vegetables, is set to be shut down. One settler, Luwa, tries to uncover what really happened that caused the AI to allow them to die. This is a graphic, intense, and heartbreaking story. I had to shake this one off before moving on to the next one.
“The Girl That My Mother Is Leaving Me For” by Cameron Reed – 3 stars – A trans woman was supposed to bear the clone of a huge corporate CEO but has three miscarriages. Coleen, the CEO, finds Mira, another orphan, and tries again. The trans woman is now in limbo. She takes care of Mira and they eventually fall in love, possibly destroying the CEO succession of the corporation. I thought this story was okay. I didn’t find the story terribly engaging.
“Rapport: Friendship, Solidarity, Communion, Empathy” by Martha Wells - 3 stars – This is a really good story if you’ve read enough of the Murderbot series. In the story order, it is #2.5. Even though I read the first seven books, I had trouble placing the characters. And there’s no plot. It’s really just a vignette to bridge a small gap to introduce Peri just as she tells the crew of the ship that she and Murderbot are having a relationship. Not really remembering enough of the story and understanding the point of the book, I was lost until the very end. I kept waiting for something to happen, but it didn’t. I would have given it two stars, but the writing is seriously terrific.






