Automatic Noodle

Annalee Newitz
Completed 6/12/2026, Reviewed 6/13/2026
5 stars

I had only read Autonomous by Newitz before this.  I felt meh about it.  This book began that way.  I had trouble connecting with and understanding the operation of the robot main characters.  But that all goes away in about fifty pages.  This being a novella, that’s about the first quarter of the book.  It was worth sticking with.  What we end up with is a marvelous fable about nominally free robots trying to start a noodle business in a world where California has seceded from the Union and the civil war it caused has just ended.  Once it gets going, it’s full of mystery and intrigue as the robots try to uncover the online smear campaign against them and work to build a client base.  This is the first nominee of the 2026 Best Novella Hugo category that I haven’t read yet.  

Four robots start up after months of being shut down during the war between the US and California.  They are unaware of everything and need to catch up.  They realize the owner of the restaurant where they worked has taken off and atmospheric rivers are flooding the streets.  Without work, they get no coin and they can’t pay their personal debts.  They come up with a plan to start a noodle shop when the rains stop, specializing only in biang biang noodles.  After the terrible ingredients and conditions they’ve been working with, they want to create a top tier noodle with the best ingredients and the most expert preparation.  They turn out to be a hit.  Their excitement though doesn’t last when online trolls start bashing their place, spreading robophobia and condemning it for being run by robots.  Dejected, they come up with a plan to rely on their word-of-mouth success while investigating the troll who started the campaign.

The toughest part of the book for me was getting the robots names and personalities down.  There’s Staybehind, the former military robot; Sweetie, the robot with a human appearance; Cayenne, the octobot with the ability to taste; and Hands, a food prepper and cooking bot.  Also early on, a human employee named Robles returns asking for food and shelter and offering to help in any way to pay them back.  I had trouble remembering which robot was talking at any given point.  I think that’s because most of the time they were texting over wifi and the conversations were often between all of them.  Somehow it just didn’t connect for that first quarter of the book.  Eventually I got it.  Staybehind was the naysayer in the project, and the troll investigator.  Hands had a severe problem with depression.  Sweetie had lost skin on her face and decided to stop pretending to be human anymore.  Cayenne was a liberated bot who became best friends with Hands on their first job.   So it all worked out, but I feel like I missed out on something while I was lost in the beginning.  

There is an important point worth noting about the plot.  The robophobia has just been legally outlawed in California.  Robots are “free”, though they do not have the right to vote, own property, own a business, have a bank account, etc.  That’s why their business is so tenuous.  They made up a human to be the successor to the original owner.  So effectively, they are a “ghost” restaurant --- there are no humans running the place.  Robles is their only “cover.”  

I have to say, the prose and world building is pretty great.  But the real star of the story is its relatability for anyone who feels oppressed.  Women, blacks, the queer community, and anyone else will get some of great lines spoken, thought, or texted in this book.  Yeah, you can say this is a book with an agenda, but doesn’t any great story have an agenda, or better yet, a moral?  I give this book five stars out of five.  It smacked me in the face, this is how we’ve survived and will continue to survive.  Stick together, be yourself, and stand out.  Happy Pride!